Sorry to all you MAC users who cannot view the Melissa Etheride KISS ME video!
Here are the words for you:
Baby what you doin' tonight?
I'll go anywhere that you want to go
jump into my car go down to that bar
pretend I'm someone that you don't know
I'll ask you if you would like to dance
Slip myself up close to your thighs
You can buy me a drink, we'll make everyone think
That love is so damned perfect tonight
Oh kiss me, kiss me, kiss everything away
oh honey now kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
come out and play
A woman can go crazy I know, working all day in and day out
come on, we'll let off some steam, create a scene
Nothing like a good scream and shout
Oh kiss me, kiss me, kiss everything away
oh honey now kiss me, kiss me,
kiss me - come out and play
Your kiss is like medicine - a prescription to exstacy
and your mind is my playground - look at what I've found
lying next to me
aahhh
Baby what you doin' tonight? I'll be anyone you want me to be
just a girl in a bar, your personal super star
I just want ya, I want ya, I want ya, I want you to
kiss me, kiss me, kiss everything away
oh honey now kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
come out and play
kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
come out and play
come out and play
come out and play
Ok so this is how this goes (in my head at least):
I'm at the supermarket in the dairy aisle. I have a tub of Greek yogurt in my hand, I am trying to decide if I really like it or if I buy it because I know it is good for me. A stunning bi-curious brunette leans over my shoulder, says "Excuse me" as she reaches for the regular yummy yogurt. Instantly I think, "First girl kiss. First girl kiss. First girl kiss." On her way back from reaching, distracted, she says "You smell amazing!" (thats the cocoa butter lotion I'll get to later) Then, as if I could play it any other way, instead of turning right toward her cart, she turns left and brushes my arm. Perfect! She quickly blurts out "Wow, your skin is so sexy soft!" and not in a shy way. I say "meet me in produce by the melons" I know. Slick right? I bail up the dairy aisle as she bails down. I can see her at the end of each aisle as we both eagerly sprint to the "rack of melons". We turn the corner into produce. She stops next to the potatoe/onion bin. I stop next to the nectarines. She slowly strides up to me undressing me with her eyes. I coyly look around as if I'm not out of breathe from running from the dairy aisle. We magically meet in front of all of those glorious melons. I hadn't imagined my first girl kiss in front of 3 cart pushing mom's and a produce guy but there is no stopping me now. She clearly cannot wait another second. She grabs my "so sexy soft arm" pulls me close to her and says "Why ? How?" I can imagine what sentences can go with those two small little words but right now I don't care. I take her hand. She drops her basket with her one yummy yogurt in it and follows me to my car. I live right around the corner- I can explain all her why's and how's when we get there!
THIS is WHY I now smell so good and HOW I have Mexico Stripper sexy soft skin. I know. You are welcome!
After much research, I think I have an idea of how to get our skin Mexico Stripper soft! I tried to link a You Tube video but you will be thankful I didn't. Trying to find a beautiful girl with stripper soft skin techniques on You Tube is not an easy find.
Try this, your girl will not stop licking to express her gratitude!
First, 2 parts RAW sugar and 1 part Olive Oil. This makes your own sugar scrub. You can squeeze a lemon into it for scent too!
Second, great shave lotion and a great razor.
Third, COCOA butter lotion. Not only does this stuff make your girl want to curl up in your arms and take a deep breath but it also is the perfect end (or beginning....)
I found many other things but in my research, the top three work the best. IF you like to play in the bathtub... nothing wrong with playing in the bathtub by the way! You can put 1t. Vitamin E body oil into the bath. Makes everything soft and slippery. You can also use baby powder however that stuff is a MESS! It gets everywhere and does little more than lotion.
I have a new found fasination with my body now. I've been working for almost 6 months at extending my orgasms and now spend the first 15 minutes just rubbing my body! It's a wonder I ever get out of bed......
Now I can only hope I don't always have to share those first 15 minutes alone and there is a stunning brunette out there who bumps into me...somewhere.
Chasing Amy
Parte Dos.........
Sorry it took me so long... this blogging gig is a bit overwhelming.
Ok so the next night we go BACK to see Mexico Mia. We don't see her dancing and honestly, I'm relieved. I've always been very adventurous but with things within my league. THIS Chasing Amy thing? Totally out of my comfort zone. Just a cold beer and some other naking dancing girls and I'm fine. UT OH... there she is! She sees us from across the room and beelines for our section. My heart is beating out of sweater! She sits down with us and is trying to have a "conversation" - we didn't need to talk. She knew why we were there. We eagerly follow her back to the "cubby holes" in the wall. This time at least I am back in the hole so Pablo and Julio cant see as she takes my clothes off! No messing around. She instantly takes my sweater off and unhooks my bra. Those of you that are stripper experts, do they always do this?
Again, the details get very fuzzy from here but suffice it to say, Im half naked, she is fully naked, and alot of rubbing, kissing, and fondling going on. She is crawling all over me. Thankfully we are both a bit more comfortable. Although nervous, I want to touch her. I want to feel her skin. Incredible how different girls feel than boys! Again, I am amazed by her soft skin (she remembers by saying "Suave" and smiles) It definately is an interesting dynamic when you do not speak the same language however the hands and tongue have no problem with translation. She wants to kiss me, pulling at me, she roughly says how beautiful my new 34D's are. I say how nice hers are. She says "tres meses" = 3 months. She has implants too and they are 3 months old. Oh for small talk while I am naked with a stripper in Mexico. She starts to unbutton my pants... call me a rookie but that was not going to happen! She is trying to unzip them and Im pulling her back up. She bends over in front of me so her ass is pressed up against me. She is "dancing" and pushing back against me. I am rubbing her ass and dragging my nails down her back. She proceeds to lay back against me and pulls my hands around the front of her so I can grab her breasts. She leans back to kiss me again. She says "Su casa?" Now. I know what Su Casa means but Im in such a blur I say "Su casa" back to her. Idiot. It clicks and I realize she wants to come back to my place with me. I know. I just need to jump on this opportunity but I have thought about this for 8 years. Does it all go down with a stripper in Mexico? Is she really my Amy? I decide tonight is not the night and kiss her goodbye and leave.
I need some coaching here. How do I get past this first step??? Not with a stripper but with Amy when I really find her? I am going to be a hundred times more freaked out then! HELP!
Chasing Amy
Nothing like the local strip club in Mexico. Typically this stop is the last call for alcohol. Thankfully this night turned into alcohol and much more. Side note: I am a girl who has been to strip clubs, had girls dance for me but always sat on my hands. I can touch them? I'm in the right place! In America, can you even touch the girls? Whatever. Who cares now.
The stage dances at these places in Mexico are just pitiful. The girls barely even move. Don't remove much clothing. It is by the grace of the bi Gods that we stuck around. Next up, Mia. Tall. Thin. Engaging. Beautiful. Dressed in pink. Great shoes (girls always note the shoes). Long wavy black hair. Big eyes.. Great body................... sorry- storing in my imagination for "play" time later. (play= masturbation) Back to the story. She dances a few dances and ends strolling around the tables. We will call him "Jose" pulls her over to us - he must of seen us captivated by her. "Jose" takes our money and leads us to what can only be described as a cubby hole in the wall. Literally. Enough room for two chairs and about 2 feet of "dancing" room. Needless to say, Im freaking out about now. For $20 she will "dance" 3 songs. IF there was any dancing going on, I saw none. Instantly she straddles me and says "ok ok" to unbuttoning my shirt. OK, why not, right? Next she is leaning over me to unhook my bra. What? Not only can I touch her, she is EAGER to touch me? 260 pesos goes a long way in Mexico! Viva Mexico! My bra is off in seconds. Most men take about 15 seconds, so she clearly has been here before. Now, I am sitting in clear eye view of "Julio and Romero" and the end of the hallway. They got their money's worth that night too. Thankfully I was showing off my brand new baby D's so I was uncomfortable but proud. I am following the American way and am sitting on my hands. She leans over me to pull at my arms and perfectly places them on her back. Enter -> Amazingly Soft Skin. How do strippers get their skin that damn soft. Blog for another day. The story gets a little fuzzy about now. I am stunned. Sitting in this crappy chair in a hole in the back room with a beautiful soft GIRL! What? I can't breathe. She proceeds to get paid and continues to "dance" (dance= crawling all over me) I must of said "how do you say "soft" in spanish" a hundred times. I don't want to beat a dead horse here but the combination of never touching a girl before and the amazement of how soft she was, will last a lifetime in my head. She was so tall that she spent the majority of the time bent over me, straddling me, leaning over me, touching me, rubbing on me, have me rub on her, and sitting in my lap. Having no bearing of how these things normally go, she seemed incredibly into it and into me. She seemed to be having fun and enjoying herself at least half as much as I was. I think she was empowered by how shy I was. The more timid I was the stronger she came on. When she would reach out for my breast, she would put my hand on hers. When she would rub between my legs (through my increasingly wet jeans) she would put my hand on her tiny panties. 9 songs later I am overwhelmed. I need to get some air. She helps me back into my clothes, kisses my cheek and leads me back out to the floor. To Be Continued to night 2.........stay tuned. Hard to believe but it gets better!
Chasing Amy
This is how captivated by Mia I am... Last night, unable to sleep and thinking about my upcoming next trip to Mexico, I spent the first hour trying to figure out how to say "Will you dance for me?" in Spanish! She only speaks Spanish. Literally. The only English words she knew were "My turn". Now, don't get me wrong. Of all the English words she could know, "my turn" are two really good ones but now I have to take the bullet train to fluent spanish in order to fulfill my fantasy? Really? Another good question.... Can a girl who doesn't speak my language take my bi-virginity? I know many of you will say, "Who cares?" But I have this all created in my mind. I want to be able share my experience with her. I guess some help in how to "share" without speaking would be helpful about now.
Chasing Amy
Holy Softness! The spanish word for SOFT is "sauve". Or so I found out. From Mia. The stripper we met in Mexico over New Years Eve weekend. Beautiful and amazingly soft. More of that story to cum. I have to figure out how to properly articulate the story so you can share her "sauve" body through my words. Stay tuned.
Chasing Amy
A bit of encouragement... According to the study done by RTI International and published in the Fall 2005 Public Opinion Quarterly, the number of women that said that sex with a same sex partner is "not wrong at all" rose from 5.6% for women born before 1920 to 45.6% for women born after 1970.
Chasing Amy
I'm shy to say, but here goes... Im a B.V.... Bi-Virgin! There, I said it (for all of us) I am Chasing Amy. Where is this girl that will take my bi-virginity? Why is she so difficult to find? Join me and together we will fantasize, masturbate, question, struggle, search and eventually find our "Amy".
Let the Journey begin!
Chasing Amy